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about me A loner, although do enjoy the occasional companionship, if you can handle it. Enjoys long term friendships, sensitive, ponders a lot about life and people. Friday, January 16, 2009
Rempit bodoh
[ 11:38 am ] I had one of those mornings that I wished my car was equipped with a rocket launcher or maybe a Gatling gun. I can't tell you how much I hate motorcyclists. Don't you just hate it when you're about to make a turning to the left and while looking at on-coming traffic on your right you make your turn AND caught unaware of an idiot biker squeezing on the left of your vehicle? Anymore turning to the left I would had knocked into him. Seriously, how stupid is he? I honked of course :D Actually ... it wasn't a honk ... what do you call a 5 second symphony of verbal abuse and car horn? Oh yeah, road rage. Anyways, he had the cheek to turn around and stick his tongue out and taunt me by swaying his bike left and right. What an idiot. So I did what every sane person would do ... I slammed the accelerator and smash into his bike. He fell down. Serves him right. Padan muka engko! Hah! Rempit lagi la! I got out of my car to check on him. He was still lying at the side of the road while some kepoh on-lookers gathered to ... kepoh. I thought what the heck, since he's already lying unconscious on the road I might as well do this. I gave him a nice kick in the stomach. Of course, that all happened in my head as I drove to work half cursing that stupid rempit. Wait la ... later your tyre pancit! I'm such a bitter person :D But ok la, I don't harbour any ill feelings. Maybe instead of hoping both his tyre pancit, maybe one will do.
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