about me A loner, although do enjoy the occasional companionship, if you can handle it. Enjoys long term friendships, sensitive, ponders a lot about life and people. Friday, June 13, 2003
Monkeys ... they love bananas
[ 12:40 pm ] *Walks into client office with battered PC* Client: How come it took you so long to get here !?!!? Me: Sorry Mr. Ponan, after work traffic jam .... Client: How's the PC ? What's wrong with it ? How come it took you people to get it fixed ???? Me: I wish I could tell you Mr. Ponan, but I don't fix PC, I\'m just here to deliver it as a favour. Client: Ah .... *Walks into client's room* Client: You know how to plug the PC in ?? Me: Yes -_- Client: Do it quick, I need to check my mails !! Here's my username and password *writes username and password on a piece of paper* (Yes, my friends, this is a computer illiterate monkey) Me: Ok ... *plugs cables into PC* Me: Oh yeah Mr.Ponan, please sign this invoice ? *Signs invoice* Client: I'm going out for 5 minutes, please get this done before I return. Me: Uh-huh *grumble* *Connects to Jaring* (yes, I have his username and password .. sigh) *Launch Outlook* Me: Yes ar ... 41 emails to download ... hmm .... *Beep! Virus detected* Me: What the hell .... bugbear virus ar .... moron, hahahahahaha .... *Beep! Virus detected* Me: Oh ... another one .... *quarantines* *Beep ! Virus detected* Me: Yes ... you dumb ass, can't even take care of your own PC ... bodoh punya pantat *quarantines* *Beep ! Virus detected* Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *quarantines* *Beep ! Virus detected* (ok ... this goes on all the way till the final mail ... about 60% of his email are infected with at least 5 different kinds of virus ... tsk tsk) *waits 15 minutes for client* Me: Ugh .... *Client walks back in* (Goody, now I get to go home) Client: How's the PC? Me: It's ok, I've downloaded the mails already ... although there were a few viruses *cough* Client: Virus? HOw come? Me: People are sending you emails from an infected computer, but not to worry, I've quarantine the virus already ... *cough* Client: ...... Me: Anyways, I need to leave now, have a good day. Client: What's your name boy? (wtf .. BOY!?!) Me: Rayson Client: Ratio? *writes ration on his log book* Me: Errr ... its R-a-y-s-o-n not R-a-t-i-o-n (Idjiot) Client: Mmm Hmmm *continues with Ration* Me: Have a good day .... (I hope your PC blows up again and we get to charge you RM150 all over again) *Walks out of office* ----------------------------------------------------------------- Ah yes, I had the oppurtunity to deal with a rude customer, although not really THAT rude from what you've read, believe me ... it's a lot different when it happened. I wasn't too happy that his office is located on the 3rd Floor ... and had to battle 3 flights of stair to get up ... only to be greeted by an impatient idiot. Anyways, I'd be expecting a call from him next week ... with the amount of viruses he receives each day, I won't be surprised his PC will be rendered useless again. Hmm ... trainee let her hair down today ... I guess she looks better without a pony tail :P I guess I'm a sucker for girls with long hair :) I find that really attractive in a girl actually, hahaha ... *imagine's wind blowing* Alrighty, gonna get back to work now ^_^ Work hasn't been that great lately, lol. 0 comments Archives nothing |
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